Sezóna 2Dan Vs.
Epizody
1. The Family Thanksgiving
19. listopadu 2011Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.
2. The Mall Santa
17. prosince 2011When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".
3. The Neighbors
28. ledna 2012Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
4. Dancing
4. února 2012When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.
5. The Bank
11. února 2012After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
6. The Monster Under The Bed
18. února 2012Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.
7. Golf
25. února 2012Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.
8. The Gym
3. března 2012Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.
9. The Wedding
24. března 2012As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.
10. The Catburglar
31. března 2012Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.
11. The Dinosaur
7. dubna 2012A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.
12. Stupidity
14. dubna 2012Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
13. The Telemarketer
19. května 2012Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
14. Reality TV
26. května 2012Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.
15. Parents
2. června 2012Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.
16. Gigundo-Mart
9. června 2012Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.
17. Chris
16. června 2012Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.
18. Wild West Town
23. června 2012Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.